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Johny’s curriculum vitae:
1. Full name: John
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years,
after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision
and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less.
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#2 Funny Tuesday work memes, funny couple memes, funny relationship memes, funny jokes, funny pictures
Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced.
“My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!”
The bartender inquired. “What makes you say that?”
Bill beamed with pride, “Last week, I had to take a couple of sick days from work…”
“Suzie was so thrilled to have me around, that every time a mail or delivery person came by, she’d run down the driveway waving her arms hollering,
‘My husband’s home! My husband’s home!”