A priest is giving a young nun a lift home one day.
As he’s shifting gears, he rests his hand on the nun’s knee. The nun looks up at the priest and says,
“Father, remember Luke 14:10.” The priest draws his hand embarrassed.
Next time they stop at light, he places his hand a little higher up on her thigh, again the nun says, “Remember Luke 14:10, Father.”
The priest apologizes. “The flesh is weak,” he says.
When he drops her off, he reaches for his bible and he flips to Luke 14:10. Do you know what it says? — “Friend, come up higher, then thou shalt have glory.”
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