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Budget cuts in the Army

It was near the end of basic training and all the soldiers were getting ready for the war games.
A private came charging into his Lieutenant’s office and said ” Lieutenant, I lost my rifle. What am I going to use for the war games?” “I don’t have time to deal with this right now” the lieutenant thought.
He grabbed a broom and handed it to the soldier: “Here use this instead.” “How is this going to work?”

“Whenever you see the bad guys coming at you, just point it at them and say ‘Bangity Bang Bang'”.

So the private ran out with his new “rifle”.
But soon he came running back to the Lieutenant saying “Lieutenant, I can’t find my bayonet!”

The Lieutenant grabbed a pencil off his desk and gave it the private. “When you see the bad guys coming just hold this up and say ‘Stabity Stab Stab.'”

So the private was all ready for his war games. He was sitting in his fox hole minding his own business when suddenly half the entire opposing force came over the hill marching right on his position.

Every one near him ran away in fear, but the private was ready. He grabbed his broom, pointed it at the bad guys and said “Bangity Bang Bang Bangity Bang Bang” and half of them fell down.
“Wow this really works” thought the private. Let me try my bayonet. So he held up his pencil and said “Stabity Stab Stab Stabity Stab Stab” and the rest of the bad guys fell down.

So the private started charging through the mock-battlefield, shouting “Bangity bang-bang” and occasionally “Stabbity-stab-stab”, until eventually he realized he’s the last man standing.

He was feeling pretty proud of himself until another soldier rounded a corner and started walking toward him. Slowly. Stiffly. Menacingly.

The soldier took aim with his stick and shouted, “Bangity-bang-bang!”

But the other soldier didn’t go down this time. He kept approaching, arms stiff at his sides, boots stomping aggressively into the ground.

The soldier began to sweat. He cleared his throat, adjusted his grip on his stick and hollered: Bangity bang-bang!”

But nothing happens. The other soldier kept marching toward him.

Now the soldier panicked. He pretended to reload his stick and desperately cried out, “Bangity bang-bang! Bangity bang-bang! Stabbity stab-stab!”

But to his dismay, nothing worked.

Finally the other soldier reached him, knocked him over and trampled all over him. The private, seriously hurt, was laying in a heap on the ground and he asked himself what he did wrong this time.

Then he heard the big guy mumbling “Tankity Tank Tank Tankity Tank Tank.”



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