Distressing Memes Reddit, Sex memes 2022 April 5
An old married couple is on vacation to Israel.
While there the wife has a heart attack and dies.The husband contacts a funeral home.
The undertaker explains that it will cost $100 to bury her in Israel, or they could ship her home and bury her there for $10000.
The husband thinks for a short while and says: ‟I will pay the $10000 to take her home”.‟But why?” the undertaker asks incredously.‟This is the holy land”.
The husband replies: ‟I heard a man was buried here a couple thousand years ago and he came back to life after three days.I am sorry, but I just can not risk it”.