Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says
“Okay, you man the guns. I’ll drive.”
I was once (falsely) accused of stealing a roommate’s fish tank. The cop wrote “stole a tank” on the short “summary of charges” line.
It got input as “theft of a firearm” in the warrant.
Needless to say, the arrest didn’t go well for me.
Yes, before you ask, it was Florida.
Apparently, stealing a tank is “theft of a firearm” in Florida…