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15 Dad jokes.To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you. I have contacts. My daughter was having a pretend dinner party her teddy bear, when she asked, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?” In my best bear voice, I replied…“No thanks, I’m stuffed!” Tags: Dad jokes, dirty dad jokes, … Read more
30 Funny Saturday memes. A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up onto the sidewalk, and stopped inches away from a lady a baby stroller. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then … Read more
Wednesday work memes funny, funny hump day memes, hump day memes, funny wednesday memes, wednesday memes. A husband and wife are on the golf course. Wife: ‟If I de before you would you remarry?” Husband: ‟After a long mourning period, I guess, yes.” Wife: ‟Would you let her use my golf clubs?” Husband: ‟Of course … Read more
Saturday funny memes, funny memes to send to your crush, funny call of duty memes, funny memes about relationships, funny perverted memes. https://unkleaboki.com/2021/06/funny-nigerian-memes-2021-4/ A virus walks into a bar, and sits down. The bartender tells him, “We don’t serve your kind here.” The virus is momentarily taken aback by this unexpected and blatant display of … Read more
Funny Fitness and Exercise memes. A man wakes up in a slum no idea how he got there. He wanders around aimlessly before he finds even one person who will talk to him. Some ratty beggar on the street turns out to be nice enough to explain where he is. “You’re in the afterlife!” … Read more
Funny sexual memes 2021. “Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old. “You always feel like you have to pee.Long“You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!” “Ah, that’s nothin’,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you can’t even … Read more
New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo declared openly Tuesday that he is resigning his office amid a flurry of announcements of sexual harassment and misbehavior. His verdict came a little more than a year after he arose as the face of apparent rational Democratic decision-making amid ex-President Donald Trump’s incompetent response to the COVID-19 pandemic. It … Read more
Funny Olympics memes. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? DONALD TRUMP: I’ve been told by my many sources, good sources – they’re very good sources – that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it’s a really good road. It’s a … Read more
Funny Relatable MemesA man obsessed trains finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people…LongAt the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and sentenced to death. Before he faces his sentence, he’s offered a last meal, and asks for a single banana, which is given to him. The next day, … Read more
Sunday Evening Funny memes, funny jokes, funny pictures, funny memes, dank memes. Sunday Evening Funny memes: I saw 3 men standing at the urinals. The first man, a circumcised guy, was peeing 4 streams. “What happened to you?” I asked.He explained “Accident at my circumcision. The Doctor had Parkinson’s.” The next man, a big tough … Read more