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A fun-loving kid walks into an ice cream shop…
Kid: “I’ll have a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate please.”
Clerk: “Sorry kid, we’re out of chocolate.”
Kid: “OK. Make it a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of chocolate.”
Clerk: “No, no, you don’t understand, it’s chocolate we’re out of,”
Kid: “Ah, OK. Then gimme a scoop of raspberry, and a scoop of chocolate.”
Clerk: “Listen kid, can you spell the VAN in vanilla?”
Kid: “Sure! V-A-N.”
Clerk: “Can you spell the STRAW in strawberry?”
Kid: “Sure! S-T-R-A-W!
Clerk: “Can you spell the FUCK in chocolate?”
Kid: “There is no FUCK in chocolate!”
Clerk: “THAT’S what I’m trying to tell you.”
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